Why Cats Are Better Than Men

• A cat always hits the litter box.
   

• Better chance of training a cat.
   
• You never have to spend time with your cats mother.
   
• If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
   
• You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails.
   
• It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
   
• If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
   
• A cat knows your the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.