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THINGS
YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT
(author
unknown)
- Make the world
your playground.
- Whenever you
miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it
helps.
- If you can't
get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
- When you are
hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you
up.
- Always find a
good patch of sun to nap in.
- Nap often.
- When in trouble,
just purr and look cute.
- Life is hard,
and then you nap.
- Curiosity never
killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- When in doubt,
cop an attitude.
- Variety is the
spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy
them.
- Climb your way
to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
- Make your mark
in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
- Always give generously;
a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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