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22 - Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. 23 - Law of Equidistant Separation: All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room. 24 - Law of Space-Time Continuum: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space. 25 - Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter. 26 - Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. 27 - Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible. 28 - Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them. 29 - Law of Cat Probability (Cat's Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where it "might" be. 30 - Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away. 31 - Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies. 32 - Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered.
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