A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

A cat will will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.